(Nick is sitting at his desk.)

Panel 1

NICK; It's about time they recognized my importance with this organization. With my seniority here I really should have been one of the first ones to get one of these high tech staplerphones. I should be first in line for the newest technology…

Panel 2

(Ring!)

NICK; Hello?

Panel 3

(Nick is in the nurse’s office.)

NICK; Don't ask how I stapled my ear to my head, just get it out!!!