Strip 335 – 12/2

A

Panel 1

(Dick kneels next to Renee who has an ice pack on her head)

DICK So apparently you were supposed to cover the Republicans, but we were switched with you to put your partner in place. I’m sorry to say he was working for them.

RENEE I feel so stupid.

Panel 2

MADRID (returning) Guess what? Barack Obama was just elected President!

Panel 3

MADRID And guess who was the very first person to save the life of the brand new president? Me! That’s who!

Panel 4

MADRID I guess some one else is going to be the new presidential favorite now, huh?

DICK Great, now we’ll never get rid of her.

There were two scripts in case McCain won. :)  I thought I’d go ahead and include the second one in the transcripts. – Tiff

B

Panel 1

(Dick kneels next to Renee who has an ice pack on her head)

DICK So apparently you were supposed to cover the Republicans, but we were switched to put their man in place.

RENEE I feel so stupid.

Panel 2

MADRID (returning) Well, John McCain was just elected president

DICK No thanks to you.

Panel 3

MADRID Hey, I was the one who made sure we were where in the right position at the right time!

Panel 4

RENEE Bad choice of words?

DICK I don’t think so.

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