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385 (7 Comments)

by tiff on July 16, 2009 at 12:00 am
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385 (7 Comments)

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NICK                      How can you watch that new movie?  That’s not Star Trek.  William Shatner is the only real Captain Kirk.

ANDY                    Oh come on.  New actors take on roles all the time.

ANDY                    Daniel Craig took over James Bond from Pierce Brosnon, Christian Bale took over Batman from Michael Keaton …

NICK                      Sean Connery is the only real James Bond, Adam West is the only real Batman, Errol Flynn is the only real Robin Hood, Buster Crabbe is the only real Flash Gordon and Johnny Weissmuller is the only real Tarzan!

NICK                      And Elvis was the only real Elvis!

ANDY                    There was a real Elvis?

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by tiff on May 26, 2009 at 12:00 am
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Strip 378

RENEE        (leaning through his office door) Mr. Billingsly, I have your mail.

NICK        (off screen) Come in here and shut the door!

RENEE        Uh, I’m sorry.  Am I interrupting something?

NICK        (off screen)  My day’s are long and quiet.  Sometimes I need a little something to make things a little more exciting.

NICK        (off screen) You’ve been around, haven’t you, Ms. Petrov?  You know how to… do “things”?

RENEE        I mostly know how to defend myself in a wide variety of ways, Mr. Billingsly.

NICK        (Nick is standing in front of his desk with a grass skirt over his suit.  “How to Hula” can be seen on his computer monitor)  Yes, but do you know anything about Hula dancing?  I’m having trouble with this one move.

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