(Nick is sitting at his desk.)
NICK; It's about time they recognized my importance with this organization. With my seniority here I really should have been one of the first ones to get one of these high tech staplerphones. I should be first in line for the newest technologyâ€¦
(Nick is in the nurseâ€™s office.)
NICK; Don't ask how I stapled my ear to my head, just get it out!!!