(Nick is sitting at his desk.)
Panel 1
NICK; It's about time they recognized my importance with this organization. With my seniority here I really should have been one of the first ones to get one of these high tech staplerphones. I should be first in line for the newest technology…
Panel 2
(Ring!)
NICK; Hello?
Panel 3
(Nick is in the nurse’s office.)
NICK; Don't ask how I stapled my ear to my head, just get it out!!!