Strip 388

GUARD                 I’m sorry, Father.  I can’t let you in.

DICK                      I knew it.  The Vatican is hiding something, isn’t it?  I didn’t really believe it until we met with this level of obstruction!  If you truly had nothing to hide, you would have no problem letting us in.

GUARD                 No father, that’s not it at all.

DICK                      It’s her costume then, isn’t it?  You don’t believe she’s a nun?

GUARD                 Oh no, Father.   She’s fine.  This is Italy.

MADRID               (seductively) If you let us in I’ll make it worth it?