MADRID It’s possible that the Vatican is hiding a secret bloodline.
DICK Or maybe they’re trying to manipulate the ascension of the next Pope.
POPE (off screen) Madrid? Is that you?
MADRID Benny? I haven’t seen you since Father Frank’s party last year!
(Madrid is hugging a certain robed figure with a big pointy hat)
POPE Who’s your Holy Daddy?
DICK (to Madrid) Is there anything you don’t corrupt?