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RICHARD (close up of Richard’s determined-looking face) I am an agent for one of the top international espionage agencies in the word. I speak 14 languages and specialize in 7 martial art fighting styles. I am a champion marksman and a master racecar and stunt driver. I have won awards in a majority of Olympic sports and have professionally competed in very high stakes games of chance. I can fly any kind of airplane or helicopter, parachute, scuba dive… I can, in fact, do a great many things very well...
(Moonbeam is standing over Richard and Madrid as they twist into a complicated yoga pose. Madrid is more successful than Richard.)
RICHARD But yoga is not one of them!