Strip 655

RICHARD    (close up of Richard’s determined-looking face) I am an agent for one of the top international espionage agencies in the word.  I speak 14 languages and specialize in 7 martial art fighting styles.  I am a champion marksman and a master racecar and stunt driver.  I have won awards in a majority of Olympic sports and have professionally competed in very high stakes games of chance.  I can fly any kind of airplane or helicopter, parachute, scuba dive… I can, in fact, do a great many things very well…


(Moonbeam is standing over Richard and Madrid as they twist into a complicated yoga pose.  Madrid is more successful than Richard.)

RICHARD    But yoga is not one of them!