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ABBY Agent VanDoren, did you want to see the cast list?
MADRID Oh Abby, there’s no need. I already know what part I’m playing.
MADRID I was the whole reason for doing this play in the first place. Richard thought I needed some acting lessons and this is my chance to show what I learned.
ABBY Still, I think you might want to take a look at the cast list.
MADRID I guess it wouldn’t hurt to know what the main character’s name is.
MADRID (looking at the list) What!!! I’m playing the old lady!!!