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(Mr. Carnes is playing the fiddle while everyone else square dances)
CARNES The farmer and the plowman should be friends,
Oh the farmer and the plowman should be friends…
(Laurey and Curly are square dancing, Nick’s grass skirt slips down and is twisted around his ankles, Brittany turns too fast and knocks Carrie over with her pregnant stomach, Charles is striking a “Saturday Night Fever” disco pose and Madrid appears to be twerking.)
(Nadia is standing behind Plague and Renee in the tech booth)
PLAGUE They’re like a well-oiled machine, aren’t they?
NADIA More like a drunken Rube Goldberg device.