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(Curly and Laury kiss triumphantly while the cast cheers. Brian stares at them from the shadows.)
GERTIE Let’s hear it for the happy couple!
BRIAN That’s it! I can’t take any more!
(Brian runs on stage and attacks Richard with the “Little Wonder” knife.)
BRIAN Okay you cockney cowboy, I have something for…
(Richard lifts a fist, which Brian runs into and knocks himself out)
(Madrid and Richard are staring down at an unconscious Brian)
MADRID I thought the fight was supposed to last longer than that?
RICHARD Sorry, my battle instincts just kicked in.