Strip 679

(Curly and Laury kiss triumphantly while the cast cheers.  Brian stares at them from the shadows.)

GERTIE    Let’s hear it for the happy couple!

CHORUS    Hip-hip-hurray!!

BRIAN        That’s it!  I can’t take any more!


(Brian runs on stage and attacks Richard with the “Little Wonder” knife.)

BRIAN        Okay you cockney cowboy, I have something for…


(Richard lifts a fist, which Brian runs into and knocks himself out)


(Madrid and Richard are staring down at an unconscious Brian)

MADRID    I thought the fight was supposed to last longer than that?

RICHARD    Sorry, my battle instincts just kicked in.