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(Plague is talking to Chloe the security corgi)
PLAGUE A baby shower? I’m supposed to put together a baby shower? I don’t know anything about babies, or showers!
(Chloe nuzzles up to Plague)
PLAGUE Let’s be honest. I was never cut out for anything even remotely maternal. This is going to be a disaster.
(Chloe rolls onto her back and looks up with puppy eyes; obviously begging to have her belly rubbed.)
PLAGUE I just don’t do cutesy and cuddly. That cooing and goo-goo baby talk is just ridiculous to me. There’s no way.
(Plague looks down at Chloe with confusion)