Strip 490
ABBY                     These are all, like, real baby shower gifts.
BRIAN                   Well, yeah.  What did you expect?

ABBY                     I’m sorry I should have known you wouldn’t have let your vendors supply a bunch of dangerous spy weapons.
BRIAN                   Oh no, I made it very clear what we needed.

(Brittany begins to open another gift.)
BRITTANY           Let’s open another… Oh my god!   What’s this?
CARRIE                 It’s a baby rattle.

(Brittany holds up a small plastic rattle)
BRITTANY           What kind of sick monster would give this as a gift to my baby?
CARRIE                 It’s just a toy.

BRITTANY           “Just a toy”!!! I know 38 ways to kill a man with one of these!
ANDY                    Oooo, will you show me?
PLAGUE                (points to Andy)  On him.