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ABBY These are all, like, real baby shower gifts.
BRIAN Well, yeah. What did you expect?
ABBY I’m sorry I should have known you wouldn’t have let your vendors supply a bunch of dangerous spy weapons.
BRIAN Oh no, I made it very clear what we needed.
(Brittany begins to open another gift.)
BRITTANY Let’s open another… Oh my god! What’s this?
CARRIE It’s a baby rattle.
(Brittany holds up a small plastic rattle)
BRITTANY What kind of sick monster would give this as a gift to my baby?
CARRIE It’s just a toy.
BRITTANY “Just a toy”!!! I know 38 ways to kill a man with one of these!
ANDY Oooo, will you show me?
PLAGUE (points to Andy) On him.