D’oh.. I need to start putting the text version down here again! – Tiff

Strip 618
ROB Whoa, Brain, who’s this.
BRIAN This is my girlfriend, Abby. Abby this it Rob Weller.
ROB Oh come on, there’s no way Brain-Off-Man has a girlfriend this hot.
ABBY I think you’re underestimating Brian.
BRIAN Rob was on the football team. He used to steal my algebra homework and switch his for mine.
BRIAN But it never worked because he could never spell Brian right.
ROB (to Abby) Come on, Toots, how much is Brain paying you for the night?
MELISSA Hello! I’m still standing right here!