Strip 652
ABBY You know, Sally, being a security guard here is really important too.
SALLY I know, it just doesn’t seem like anything important ever happens here.

SALLY I hear about Agent Keene and VanDoren bringing safety and security to all of those exotic places around the world, and all I get to take care of is this one building.

SALLY Not to mention the romance! Just think about all of the gorgeous, stylish people that they constantly run into. That sort of thing never happens around here.

(Moonbeam arrives; she is an elderly, new age hippie type complete with tie died cotton sundress, Burkenstock sandals and a woven hemp vest.)
MOONBEAM Excuse me, star children, is Richard Keene here?