Strip 481
(Plague is talking to Chloe the security corgi)
PLAGUE                A baby shower?  I’m supposed to put together a baby shower?  I don’t know anything about babies, or showers!
 
(Chloe nuzzles up to Plague)
PLAGUE                Let’s be honest.  I was never cut out for anything even remotely maternal.  This is going to be a disaster.
 
(Chloe rolls onto her back and looks up with puppy eyes; obviously begging to have her belly rubbed.)
PLAGUE                I just don’t do cutesy and cuddly.  That cooing and goo-goo baby talk is just ridiculous to me.  There’s no way.
 
(Plague looks down at Chloe with confusion)
PLAGUE                What?

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